{"product_id":"the-neighbor-situation-ebook","title":"The Neighbor Situation (ebook)","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGood fences make good neighbors. Bad fences make puppies.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSteven\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor the record, my dog’s sex life isn’t something I ever want to contemplate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eI’m an accountant. I have a spreadsheet for everything, a healthy respect for boundaries, and a strict policy of not noticing my neighbor’s dimples. Luckily, I’ve been vaccinated against charming men since the last one took half the furniture and left me with the mortgage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eRyder Donnelly has no respect for boundaries. Or shared hedges. Or the fact that my name is Steven, not Steve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eHe’s six-foot-two of designer stubble and bad decisions and exists with a Jack Russell terrier who’s as shameless as his owner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThen Ryder’s Jack Russell finds a gap in the fence and defiles my innocent Bernese mountain dog, and suddenly my vet is counting four heartbeats and telling me the puppies are due in two weeks. In the middle of tax season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBut it’s okay because Ryder’s dog is fifty percent responsible, so Ryder can do fifty percent of the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eRyder\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSteve from next door thinks I’m a cocky, shirtless menace who tries to charm his way out of everything. Which might not be completely wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eWhat he doesn’t know is that I spent fifteen years chasing a dream that didn’t work out and now I’m rebuilding my life. I keep things simple, with no big plans or commitments, including getting involved with my uptight, ridiculously cute neighbor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBut then my dog knocks up his, and Steve’s on my doorstep with an itemized list and a plan for eight weeks of co-parenting puppies with a man who laminates everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eEight weeks is a long time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBut somewhere between being puppy midwives, midnight feeds, and discovering what happens when Steven finally loses control, eight weeks becomes not nearly enough time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eUnfortunately, Steve’s a stickler for a deadline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThe Neighbor Situation\u003ci\u003e is a low-angst, dual-POV 50,000 word MM romantic comedy with enemies-to-lovers neighbors, a grumpy accountant and a sunshine landscape gardener, four surprise puppies, a neighborhood group chat that sees everything, and a guaranteed happily ever after.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jax Calder Author","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67710705139802,"sku":"041","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/8175\/3178\/files\/NeighbourSituationTempCoverWeb.png?v=1792030166","url":"https:\/\/jaxcalder.com\/products\/the-neighbor-situation-ebook","provider":"Jax Calder Author","version":"1.0","type":"link"}